How in the fuck

did my husband make it to 40+ years of age?

I don't know how he made it past 1 1/2 years of age.

My father in law...i don't know of a name yet for him except for Doofus of the Fuckin' Centry - let my son, who was then 6 months old, play with a steak knife.

You know...sharp blade?? Oh yes.

Asshole. It's been 2 months. I am still carrying that around.

He also is pushing for us to have my INFANT son aptitude tested. Because we need to find out what he will be good at. My son should probably not shit in his pants anymore first...right?

Asshole. That's only been 2 weeks since the last time he mentioned it. I will carry that around for a while.

And so it begins

Hey....my bitches!!

(Ok, really, I don't think we have any followers yet, but I like that word)

My name is Trixie....Trixie Twatwaffle.




I am 1/3 of the Twatwaffle Sisters. My sisters, Lorena and Vivian, they will be on here too. Don't worry.

This is our place to be ourselves. If we feel like saying FUCK, we will. If we feel like telling someone to FUCK off, we will. (And for hell's sake, I have a lot of people on that list).

You see, we need this place. OK, I need this place, I am not sure why they will be here (I shall let them explain).

I will let them introduce themselves, but in the meantime, here's me:

I have an infant son who's pretty fucking cute. My "sister" Lorena has a daughter that I want to hook my son up with in about 25 years. (get your mind out of the gutter, we really aren't sisters, that'd be disgusting and pretty fucking illegal). My son's name is Junior.

I have a husband who pisses me off like no other, but lately, hes been a pretty good husband. His name - is "Hank".

I have parents, siblings and in-laws. You will hear about them. Probably a lot about the inlaws. (remind me - steak knife and my 6 month old, k?)

I have another blog where I can't write about this shit here because, well, people that i WANT to write about read that.

We're bitchy. An awful damn lot. It will be like constant PMS here.

So, please come back. Visit us. Love us. Bitch and complain with us.

xoxo
Trixie