-My father in law is VERY concerned that at daycare my son puts toys in his mouth that other kids have touched.
Find something else to worry about.
-I spent the weekend with my husband's friends. Corection. I spent the weekend in my husband's friend's spare room because they spent the day jamming on ass-loud music and I needed to protect my child's ears.
- My husband's friend removed ALL living room furniture (threw it out/sold it/whatever) and now here is his living room accessories:
1. Microphone and Stand (3 of each)
2. Speakers (4)
3. Amps (2)
4. Full blown drum set (1)
5. Equipment stand for full dj'ing equipment and other computer shit that holds his music
6. 3 barstools
7. And that's about it
Grow the fuck up and get some furniture. You are a 40+ year old man
- Fuck. I am tired. Cranky. I need a break.
I love my son but I need Margaret time.
How the fuck do I do that and not give my son to my inlaws who piss me the fuck off?
Really? So my son is supposed to live in a bubble and NEVER have exposure to germs?
I see where that got you - my husband is a sickly person. PErhaps if he had breathed some germs and gotten some damn germs in his mouth......