Friday, August 21, 2009

And so it begins

Hey....my bitches!!

(Ok, really, I don't think we have any followers yet, but I like that word)

My name is Trixie....Trixie Twatwaffle.




I am 1/3 of the Twatwaffle Sisters. My sisters, Lorena and Vivian, they will be on here too. Don't worry.

This is our place to be ourselves. If we feel like saying FUCK, we will. If we feel like telling someone to FUCK off, we will. (And for hell's sake, I have a lot of people on that list).

You see, we need this place. OK, I need this place, I am not sure why they will be here (I shall let them explain).

I will let them introduce themselves, but in the meantime, here's me:

I have an infant son who's pretty fucking cute. My "sister" Lorena has a daughter that I want to hook my son up with in about 25 years. (get your mind out of the gutter, we really aren't sisters, that'd be disgusting and pretty fucking illegal). My son's name is Junior.

I have a husband who pisses me off like no other, but lately, hes been a pretty good husband. His name - is "Hank".

I have parents, siblings and in-laws. You will hear about them. Probably a lot about the inlaws. (remind me - steak knife and my 6 month old, k?)

I have another blog where I can't write about this shit here because, well, people that i WANT to write about read that.

We're bitchy. An awful damn lot. It will be like constant PMS here.

So, please come back. Visit us. Love us. Bitch and complain with us.

xoxo
Trixie

7 comments:

  1. Laaaaaahhhhhvvv it! ;o) Nice to meet you Trixie! Can't wait to hear what you have to say!

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  2. And so it begins my sister. I fuckin' love it.

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  3. I love it... It's like a pink bar with chocolate martinis and feather boas. Dish!

    Lurlene

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  4. OMG I LOVE IT!!! AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO BITCH ABOUT TOO!!!! I'M THIS BLOGS BIGGEST FAN!!

    Lorena Twatwaffles cousin-
    Sally Sweet Tits

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  5. Sweet-jesus-titty-fucking!!! This is gonna kick ass! I hope you bitches will allow guest posts!

    Let's get this party started!

    ~Lorena's sister from another mother~

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  6. This fuckin' place ROCKS!

    Guest posts would be greatly fuckin' appreciated. I could vent about my inlaws for years.

    Good luck twatwaffles! I couldn't think of a better name if I tried!

    Hooter- Trixie's estranged NYC sister.

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  7. Are "well respected" men allowed here because this place sounds fun.

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