Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Let's Tell A Secret

OK, so everyone has a secret like this. Some of us (me) really don't keep it a secret.

Everyone...and I mean EVERYONE has "the one". You know, the one you would leave your spouse for? That movie star/athlete/tv star/politician (ugh) who if they rang your front doorbell, you would go run away with them?

Mine? No contest

Christopher Meloni.

Oh.
My.
Shit.

Really, I adore him. Not just him, but his character on SVU as well.

I love my husband - but Christopher rings the bell and I am GONE. The only stop we would need to make as we are running away together is to the local Baskin Robbins for some ice cream sundae ingredients - you know - whipped cream, fudge sauce....

Yum.

So who's yours?

And if you tell us "No one...I love my spouse THAT much" - I know you are fucking lying.

smoochies.

p.s. - don't let my sister Lorena tell you any shit. She's got a thing for Weird Al Yankovic

p.p.s. - Lorena is gonna kick my fucking ass for that.

p.p.s.s. - Wanna vent? Send us an email! Sometime soon you will hear about pet peeves I have. Start thinkin' of yours!

8 comments:

  1. I love Weird Al too - but not enough to leave my spouse...

    I think I might walk out the door if Antonio Banderas was on the other side. With long hair. That freakin' Julius Caesar haircut is the worst! But the rest? Mmmmm...

    Lurlene

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  2. Mark Wahlberg! No contest!

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  3. You bitch!!! (and I say that with all the love in my heart.) Don't let Trixie trick you (ha, say that 10 times fast.) She has a thing for Al Bundy.

    Ryan Renolds
    George Clooney
    Collin Firth (yummmmmy city)

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  4. You can't have Colin Firth, Lorena... he's already proposed to me. He doesn't care that I'm already married OR that I'm not awake!!!

    Lurlene

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  5. I beg do differ Lurlene. Colin is mine!

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  6. Maura Tierney from ER. My wife, being an ex or not, wouldnt stand a chance.

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  7. I don't have "the one", I have many. Too many to name in a comment.
    I'll just share my Josh trifuckta.
    Josh Holloway
    Josh Duhamel
    Josh Hartnet

    I got all wet just writing their names.
    Or maybe it was thinking of having all 3 of them on my bed.

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  8. Ok, I'm outing myself as a nerd here, but...mine is Jason Momoa, Ronon from Stargate Atlantis. He can ravage me any time.

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