OK, so everyone has a secret like this. Some of us (me) really don't keep it a secret.
Everyone...and I mean EVERYONE has "the one". You know, the one you would leave your spouse for? That movie star/athlete/tv star/politician (ugh) who if they rang your front doorbell, you would go run away with them?
Mine? No contest
Really, I adore him. Not just him, but his character on SVU as well.
I love my husband - but Christopher rings the bell and I am GONE. The only stop we would need to make as we are running away together is to the local Baskin Robbins for some ice cream sundae ingredients - you know - whipped cream, fudge sauce....
So who's yours?
And if you tell us "No one...I love my spouse THAT much" - I know you are fucking lying.
p.s. - don't let my sister Lorena tell you any shit. She's got a thing for Weird Al Yankovic
p.p.s. - Lorena is gonna kick my fucking ass for that.
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