Tuesday, August 25, 2009

How in the fuck

did my husband make it to 40+ years of age?

I don't know how he made it past 1 1/2 years of age.

My father in law...i don't know of a name yet for him except for Doofus of the Fuckin' Centry - let my son, who was then 6 months old, play with a steak knife.

You know...sharp blade?? Oh yes.

Asshole. It's been 2 months. I am still carrying that around.

He also is pushing for us to have my INFANT son aptitude tested. Because we need to find out what he will be good at. My son should probably not shit in his pants anymore first...right?

Asshole. That's only been 2 weeks since the last time he mentioned it. I will carry that around for a while.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe not shit his pants, but talking in sentences might help. Douchebag.