1. A husband who has to blame every-fucking-thing on me.
- Son pukes? Moi fault
- Son teething? That's me!!
- Laundry machine set to a cycle other than "Normal" so it takes 45 years to do one load of laundry even though I didn't do the last load of clothes - THAT ME TOO!
- Coming next - America's healthcare crisis, immigration and global warming - All Trixie Twatwaffle's fault
2. In-laws - enough said.
3. that's it for now.
You killed Michael Jackson too didn't you?
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